Pinoy Motel Signs

I have been wanting to post this picture for a few months now! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Just driving from one destination to another, we come across some interesting signs. Living here gives me some great laughs.

Apparently, you can drive up to this wonderful motel establishment and call your room order with a hand signal. Meant for the discrete customers, of course, sneaking a little love on the side. Now, in addition, you can get the De-lux and Super Suite and those come with a car garage as I am told. Just in case the Mrs. is driving by and sees your car in the parking lot...better play it safe!
Let me tell you one thing...my honey better show all five fingers if he knows what's good for him!
Even stranger, there are so many other hand signs I would expect in this situation, but none are shown????